14thC Movie: Virgin Territory

Done in play by play. Summary: Could have been good if it wasn't for the soft-soft-core, and Hayden Christiansen needing acting lessons.

Dude, the badguy (DelRatta) in Virgin Territory is the SAME bad guy from The Musketeer! Dude get's around I guess.

Ahh another late 14c flick with a modern-inspired soundtrack. And I could tell, right around the spot where the hot young (and clean shaven) nuns jump into the bath with the stranger to bang him... thaaaat this wasn't going to be very good. Oh yea.. awful. Almost soft-core porn.

Long rifle? Freaking did NOT exist yet. Best Europe had in the late 14thC were large cannon type weapon that lay on a table. I think I'm going on about the weaponry because it helps me detract from YET ANOTHER make-out-almost-softcore scene.

OMG is that Hayden Christianson (or who the hell ever) played Young Vader? I think it is. No wonder this movie is bad. God he's an awful actor.

Right.. the slave trader has a stripper pole? Seriously, this movie is a terrible porn script that just couldn't get the money to be a real porn.

At least the Painter/Priest is funny. That confession chair was really cool, I wonder if I could find that in history... And the movie gets a bit better later on, but if they took out all the boobs, butts, and making out it'd be about 30 minutes long!

You know the whole thing would be slightly amusing and interesting if they took out all the soft-soft core.

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Star Trek Diplomas: All of them. I think.

De Groote Museum

Classroom Architect