Cramping on a Monday? No fair..
The first day of cramping, always your Monday, is the day that:
*You'll oversleep.
*Pull your workshirt out of the dryer with more hair on it than when it went in, but with two missing buttons.
*Your apps won't load.
*You leave the house late.
*Everyone drives 5 under.
*The guy in the souped-up piece-of crap stalls at the light.
*The day the old lady, who has to look out the side window cause she can't see over the dash, goes 25 in front of you over the bridge.
*Among other ridiculously irritating little things.
I dunno what I did to piss God off... But I'm really sorry.
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