The mango tree is a baby-killing murderer.


The mango tree outside is mass aborting many of its mangoes. It claims it simply doesn't have the nutritional capacity to grow them all properly. I tried to counsel the tree, telling it science has proven that each little mango has a seed and therefore is already a real mango and has the ability to grow up to be a big mango. I tried to show it the bruised, squished, broken fruit of the ground to guilt it into keeping the rest of the tiny mangoes. The tree simply won't listen, and keeps dropping tiny, helpless, mangoes in order to focus on the few that it will keep and grow into huge, juicy, ripe mangoes.

Murderer.

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